diff --git a/src/aw/views.py b/src/aw/views.py
index 948e4b1..f421374 100644
--- a/src/aw/views.py
+++ b/src/aw/views.py
@@ -385,9 +385,9 @@ def oltc() -> Response:
 def canary():
     """Warrant Canary"""
     return flask.Response(
-        """Last Updated: November 19th, 2024 (2024-11-19)
+        """Last Updated: December 27th, 2024 (2024-12-27)
 
-As of the date above by knowledge of the Authorative Party of ari.lt (Ari Archer <ari@ari.lt>), ari.lt has not received any National Security Letters (NSLs), Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) warrants, or any other similar legal requests that would prevent us from disclosing this information.""",
+You know what it means. Or maybe not. I wont state anything.""",
         mimetype="text/plain",
     )